Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Rule 13

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

Rule 40:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Rule 15

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Rule 62

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Rule 8

There are no real rules about posting.

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 48

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Rule 77

The Internet makes you stupid.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 66

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Fact 18

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Fact 8

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Fact 19

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Rule 61

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.