Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Fact 12
China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Rule 5
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid