/b/ is not your personal army.

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

The pool is always closed.

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Everything has a fandom, everything.

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

We are Anonymous.

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Barry is reported to be amazing.

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Don’t fuck with cats.

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

We are legion.

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.