Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Fact 2

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 13

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Rule 62

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Rule 64

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Fact 19

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Fact 11

Barry is reported to be amazing.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Fact 12

China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.

Rule 48

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Rule 77

The Internet makes you stupid.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Fact 20

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Rule 5

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 41

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Rule 65

If there isn’t, there will be.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 61

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 40:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid