Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rule 15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.