Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Fact 7

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 64

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 77

The Internet makes you stupid.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Fact 18

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Fact 4

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Fact 2

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 62

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Rule 61

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

Rule 5

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 41

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Rule 6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 40:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Fact 8

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rule 14

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Rule 72

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.