Anything you say can and will be used against you.

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

We are legion.

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

There are no real rules about posting.

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

We are Anonymous.

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Barry is reported to be amazing.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

/b/ is not your personal army.

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

If there isn’t, there will be.

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Don’t fuck with cats.

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

The Internet makes you stupid.

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Every win fails eventually.

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.