Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Rule 64

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Rule 61

Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 41

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 65

If there isn’t, there will be.

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 48

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Fact 20

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule 8

There are no real rules about posting.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Rule 14

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Rule 72

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 12

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.