Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 12
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.