Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Rule 6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Fact 18

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Rule 66

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Rule 14

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

Fact 7

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Rule 65

If there isn’t, there will be.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Fact 8

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Fact 2

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 72

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Fact 11

Barry is reported to be amazing.

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 5

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Fact 20

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Rule 48

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.