Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Fact 12
China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.