RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Fact 12
China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 12
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.