Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 5
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.