Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rule 15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.