Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 5
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Rule 15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Fact 20
If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Fact 12
China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 12
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.