Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Fact 11
Barry is reported to be amazing.
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 13
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 12
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 48
The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.