Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 5

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 66

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Fact 2

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

Rule 40:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Rule 77

The Internet makes you stupid.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Rule 15

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Fact 20

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Fact 19

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Rule 48

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

Fact 7

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 8

There are no real rules about posting.

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Fact 12

China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.

Fact 4

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Rule 72

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 41

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Rule 12

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Rule 64

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Rule 14

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

Fact 11

Barry is reported to be amazing.

Rule 13

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Fact 8

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.