Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 9
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Rule 33
Lurk more — it’s never enough.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 42
Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Fact 2
If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).
Rule 18
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
Rule 4
We are legion.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 61
Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Fact 3
YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Fact 6
The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.
Rule 5
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Fact 17
Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.
Rule 14
Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rule 72
If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.