Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Rule 8

There are no real rules about posting.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Rule 42

Nothing is Sacred.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Fact 2

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Fact 11

Barry is reported to be amazing.

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 4

We are legion.

Fact 6

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 66

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Fact 7

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

Rule 18

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Fact 3

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Fact 17

Asia accounts for 1.7 billion of the internet’s 3.26 billion users.

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

Fact 18

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Rule 15

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Fact 4

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Rule 13

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

Rule 65

If there isn’t, there will be.

Rule 62

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Rule 72

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Rule 33

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Fact 20

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 9

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.