Rule 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Fact 9
Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.
Fact 13
The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.
Rule 11
No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 36
No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Fact 7
The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.
Rule 8
There are no real rules about posting.
RULE # 3
We are Anonymous.
Rule 17
Every win fails eventually.
Rule 4
We are legion.
RULE # 2
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 37
You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.
Rule 10
/b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 66
Everything has a fandom, everything.
Rule 5
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 43
The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Fact 10
87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’
Rule 67
90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 65
If there isn’t, there will be.
Fact 16
The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.
Rule 30
Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 64
If it exists, there’s an AU of it.
Rule 77
The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 31
Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.
Fact 14
The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.
Rule 41
Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note
Rule 50
A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
Rule 15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 44
If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid
Fact 15
Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.
RULE # 1
You don’t talk about /b/.
Rule 62
It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 70
Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 39
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Fact 19
ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.
Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
Rule 49
No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.
Rule 40:
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 45
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Fact 18
File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.
Rule 29
On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Fact 8
One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Rules 21-24
Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 46
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Fact 4
The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.
Rule 35
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
RULE # 0
Don’t fuck with cats.
Rule 32
You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 63
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Fact 5
Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.