Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Fact 9

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Fact 13

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

Rule 11

No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 36

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Fact 7

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

Rule 8

There are no real rules about posting.

RULE # 3

We are Anonymous.

Rule 17

Every win fails eventually.

Rule 4

We are legion.

RULE # 2

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 37

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

Rule 10

/b/ is not your personal army.

Rule 66

Everything has a fandom, everything.

Rule 5

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Rule 43

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Fact 10

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Rule 67

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Rule 65

If there isn’t, there will be.

Fact 16

The first spam email that ever went out was from a computer salesman named Gary Thuerk in 1978.

Rule 30

Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 64

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Rule 77

The Internet makes you stupid.

Rule 31

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Fact 14

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

Rule 41

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

Rule 50

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 38

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Rule 15

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Rule 44

If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid

Fact 15

Symbolics.com was the first registered domain.

RULE # 1

You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 62

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Rule 70

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Rule 39

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Rule 20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Fact 1

The internet is over 12000 days old.

Fact 19

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

Rule 49

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Rule 40:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Rule 45

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Fact 18

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

Rule 29

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Fact 8

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Rules 21-24

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Rule 46

The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Rule 6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Fact 4

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

Rule 35

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

RULE # 0

Don’t fuck with cats.

Rule 32

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 63

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Fact 5

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.