/b/ is not your personal army.

Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

You cannot divide by zero, just because the calculator says so.

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

The majority of internet use is not done by humans, but by malware and internet bots, which account for two-thirds of internet activity.

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Google averages nearly 3 billion searches per day.

Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

87% of people have not heard the term ‘Internet of Things.’

Korean rap sensation Psy’s song “Gangnam Style” holds the record for YouTube’s most viewed video ever. It has been viewed more than 2 billion times.

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Lurk more — it’s never enough.

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

One of the inventors of web as we know it, Tim Berners-Lee, was knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

The pool is always closed.

The internet is over 12000 days old.

YouTube uploads 72 hours of video every single minute. Yes, it is mostly people’s pets.

If the internet were measured in horsepower, it takes 50 million horsepower to run the internet today.

Nothing is Sacred.

The phrase “internet surfing” was coined by a librarian named Jean Armour Polly in 1992.

ATMs, which date all the way back to 1974, are considered the first major Internet of Things objects.

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Barry is reported to be amazing.

The Internet makes you stupid.

Every win fails eventually.

The current estimate of internet users is roughly 3.26 billion worldwide, or less than half of Earth’s population.

If the Internet were weighed, it would weigh about 2 ounces (50 grams).

A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

The first webcam video is from the University of Cambridge. The subject of the first live video feed? A coffee pot.

China has a treatment camp for people who suffer from internet addiction.

File sharing and media streaming are responsible for more than half of the traffic on the web.

Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.note

The number of people in China who use the internet (640 million) is double the population of the whole United States.

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

You don’t talk about /b/.

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.